PHASE 01↘
01
TOUCH WATER.
- Open the X & Telegram pool
- Introduce our goggle-wearing icon
- Prepare the PUMP.FUN launch
THE INTERNET’S LEAST QUALIFIED SWIMMER
GOGGLES ON.
THOUGHTS OFF.
The market is a deep pool.
He brought goggles. And absolutely no plan.
ZERO SWIM LESSONS. MAXIMUM POOL ENERGY.
MEET NASRETARDNO. 001
CERTIFIED
POOL GUY★ ★ ★
POOL GUY★ ★ ★
HEAD EMPTY.GOGGLES FULL.
GOGGLES ON ✳ THOUGHTS OFF ✳ JUST KEEP SWIMMING ✳ GOGGLES ON ✳ THOUGHTS OFF ✳
01 / THE LORE
BORN TO FLOAT.
FORCED TO THINK.
Some came to crypto with a thesis.
NasRetard came in a swimming cap.
While the timeline argues, he adjusts his goggles. No big speeches. No secret genius. Just one gloriously unprepared swimmer and a community making the deep end a little less serious.
Our idea is simple: turn market noise into poolside memes. Bring your weirdest jokes. Find your lane. Make a splash.
01MEMES FIRST.
If it makes the pool laugh, it belongs here.
02EVERYONE IN.
No VIP lanes. Weird swimmers welcome.
03KEEP FLOATING.
Less overthinking. More making things together.
02 / THE ROADMAP
THE POOL PLAN.
No moon coordinates.
Just four very questionable swimming lessons.
PHASE 02↘
02
FIND THE GANG.
- Release the first meme & sticker pack
- Start community meme challenges
- Spotlight the funniest pool people
PHASE 03↘
03
MAKE WAVES.
- Collaborate with meme creators
- Host community poolside Spaces
- Build the NasRetard meme gallery
PHASE 04↗
04
KEEP SWIMMING.
- Let the community pitch the next chapter
- Explore fresh characters & merch concepts
- Keep the pool wonderfully weird
The pool plan is a creative direction. Activities may evolve with the community.
03 / YOUR LANE IS OPEN
THE WATER’S WEIRD.
JUMP IN.
You don’t need a strategy to enjoy a good meme.